Looking to improve your home on a budget? For $1.97 you can begin to spookify your home, turning it from a mundane residence into a domestic domicile of doom! What do you need to complete your look? How about a freaking glittery owl. Those guys creep people, constantly steal Tootsie Pops from kids, and are never what they seem. Owls are also a great Halloween decorative item because while they're spooky, they're a bit more tasteful than fake tombstones or a bloody scarecrow in your yard, which means you can begin using them to decorate as early as August (or late July if you're really in the Halloween spirit) without the neighbors complaining.
|Owl Fact #6--Owl's hate pollution|
|Nothing says I love you like a green owl.|
|Got any Tootsie Roll pops you little snot-nosed brats?|
I think I'm going to go back and buy the other colors now as soon as I check under the couch cushions for change.