Haunt the Halls: My Skeleton Butler! Let's give him a name!!!
This is my skeleton butler. He's another dollar store pickup from last year who chills out on the door to the south wing of my home. I know that sounds fancy (it's really not) but I figure if I have a skeletal butler then I need to make things sound grander than they are. Anyways, here's my skeletal butler. What should we call him? Indiana Bones? Vomer Pyle? Brian Coccyx? Dang. I like Brian Coccyx. That's a good one. What do you think? It's way better than Capitate America or Dev Patella.