Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Classic Hokey Halloween Horror: Snickers Pumpkin

   This review originally appeared on The Epic Review back in 2013!  

   I've raved about the Snickers Peanut Butter Pumpkin many, many times, but I still haven't covered the regular Snickers Pumpkin yet. Well, here it is! It's basically a small snickers bar shaped like a pumpkin. If you like Snickers bars, you should like this. The ratio of chocolate to nougat, caramel, and peanuts is different, but that's probably a pretty minor issue for all but the most discerning Snickers eater. There isn't much to say about this, so I thought I'd interview horror icon Freddy Krueger about the Snickers Pumpkin because otherwise this would be really boring. Let's join him after the break....

BBQ17: Hi Freddy! Thanks for coming on The Epic Review to talk about the Snickers Pumpkin! Here, try this:
*I hand Freddy a Snickers Pumpkin*

Freddy Krueger: How sweet, fresh meat!
*Freddy unwraps the pumpkin and stares at it*

FK: Wanna suck face? 
*Freddy devours the snickers pumpkin*

BBQ17: So, what do you think of the pumpkin?

FK: What a rush!

BBQ17: Why didn't you leave any for me? That was kind of rude!
FK: I want it all!

*Freddy hands me the empty wrapper*

BBQ17: What do you want me to do with this?
FK: Go ahead... put it on. It's in your blood. That's it. Put it on. Feels good, doesn't it? Yeah... come on. Let your daddy show you how to use it. 

 BBQ17: Umm, no. Anyways, any words for what people should do when they do to buy a Snicker's pumpkin?
FK: Tell 'em Freddy sent ya!

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