Attack of the 11 and a 1/2 inch 31 Days of Toy Terror: Purple Skeleton Bear from Wild Knots by Kong

 

    We never leave out our four legged friends! Our dog, Zoey, has volunteered to write special reviews for the last two years of 31 Days of Toy Terror and she enjoyed all of the kind remarks and praise she got. Zoey absolutely loves her stuffed toys and she carries them all around the house. She carries them, licks them, chews them a bit (though she is rather gentle), throws them around, and uses them like pillows. I once again again bribed her into writing another review by buying her a new Kong Wild Knots bear, which is her favorite type of you. She has seven or eight of these bears in different colors and they really do seem to be her preferred toys. Ready to read a (dog) toy review written by Zoey, our 7-year old Kelpie/ terrier rescue dog? Then read on!

[Editor's Note: Zoey is a very, very good dog, but she has never been the best speller. She also doesn't always use the correct words. While we've tried to work with her on this for the 5+ years we've had her, it seems that Zoey will forever talk the way she talks. 

   Hi. This Zoey. I dog. And I back again because it Howlween. How I know? I know because Krimstin and Girl start putting up fake punkins. Everywhere. Lots of punkins and other things that they tell me are decrations and not snacks or toys. Barbcue seem to think it Howlween all year long. He always wear punkin on head and sit round eating treats and watching movies he say scary. They not scary. Mailbox scary. Cars driving by scary. People other than family, Gram-Gram and Pap-Pap, and Girl's loud friend scary. But movies not scary. Bears not scary, either. They friends. And snacks. Mostly snacks. Bear is my favorite animal. I love bears. Barbecue tell me my dog food made from bear, but I think he make it up. Last month Barbcue sent picture of new purple Howlween to Krimstin and say he find at store. Krimstin say "Zoey spoiled. She have too many toys. She not need more bear." 

   

   But I get on phone and say "Want want. Please give. Thamks. I polite and cute and Barbcue spoil me. He bring home purple bear that look like skelton. He say it spooky, but it not look like mailbox or plastic bag blowing across yard. I think it look yummy. Snack! He hold it up and ask me if I want it. I say "Want want. Please give! Give! Want!" he throw it to me. It amazing! I call this purple bear Bone Bear. While I chewing, Barbcue say I have to write review. I think Bear was bribe. It OK. I telligent and litrate. I write review. Hit button to read more, pleeze. Thamks...

The Facts:

Height: 11 and a 1/2 inches

Articulation: None

Accessories: None

Non-Scalper Price: $10 to $17 dollars

The Pawsitives:

* This is Bone Bear. He purple. He soft. He look like other Bears I have, but he different. He has bones. Bones, bones, bones. Is he ghost? He also have heart. Barbcue call this "detail." I not like detail. I like my tail. It long and waggly. It have white tip. Bone Bear soft and purple. Soft. I wish he have more bones. I wish I take his bones off and hide them. I not have any bones, though. I have deer antler I like to chew. It delicious! We need more bone bears, or maybe bear made of antlers. Antler bear. That sound tasty. And spooky. 

* Here his face. Cute face. Why he not have skull instead of face? Want more bone for my buck. He have big nose. Not long like Zoey nose, though. No. I have good sense of smell. Best. Best. You have treat in pocket? I know. You been round other dog? I know. I also have keen eyes. Better than bear. His eyes small. Mine keen. Sharp. You not hide from Zoey, Bone Bear. I find. I find and chew. 

* Bone Bear not have a tail. I has Tail. It long! We has new dog named Krympto. He has short tail. Not long like mine! I have many bears and wolves and other toys. I has lobster. Has unicron. Has Lampchop. Has lots of toys because I good dog. Krympto only have one toy. He nice dog but he not as good as Zoey. Gram-Gram by him toy because she feel sorry for him. He runty. 

Bone Bear he has tag on back. It say: Zoey. This mine. You take, I tack. I has teeth. I bites. Beware. 

* How bear taste? Yummy. I like Kong Bears. They favorite. I first have a stinky white bear that I bring when I move in with Barbcue, Krimstin, and Girl. Then they buy me brown bear. Then tan bear. I very good girl. Best. Then I also get Green winter bear, Happy Hearts bear, and orange Scare-Bear. They all look same but different. They all yummy. Bone Bear yummy, too. He furry and taste purple. Like purple sock. 

* How he chew? He chew good. He strong bear and yummy. I carry him round, take him to bed, and lick him. He sit on couch with me and let me bite and chew. He just take it. He better. He not get away. He have ropes in arms and legs. He can't stand. He can't dance. He not fast like Zoey, though family kick him down hall and toss him for me. I chase. He fast then, but not without help. 

I like these pictures. I like holding and posing with Bone Bear. I not like when Barbcue come and take bear and put him on desk in front of plastic door. He say it for "review." I sit at desk and whine and say "Want, want. Please give." After playing with camera and taking picture of Bear in front of plastic tree (that seem dumb) he give it back. I say thamks because I plite. 

   

   OK. Review done. I tired. I go back to laying on bed. Or sitting on top of couch. Or laying in Krympto's bed. Everyone say it too small but it not. 

   How Bone Bear? He best. Best. I say he Epic. He soft, he cute. He delicious. I have him for over month and he only get yummier. I like that I have toys for season. I have Howlween bear. I have Winter Bear at Christmas. I have Happy Heart Bear. I need more Bear for more holiday. If you find Turkey Bear, please send to Zoey. Want, want. Please Give. You put it in mailbox and send to Zoey, dog. Thamks! You have happy Howlween. 

Thanks, Zoey! You are an incredible dog and oh so pretty! Thank you for giving us another great review. Have a Happy Halloween!