Masters of the Universe Classics Sssqueeze first (back when it first came out) and fairly recently I reviewed the NECA Sssqueeze staction figure. Now I'm all the way back at the vintage Sssqueeze! Originally referred to as Tanglor while in production, Sssqueeze functions as a villain who can trap other figures with his long, slithery arms. If you look at the many wonderful books of MOTU concept art for the toyline you'll find that there were many suggestions for figures who could "capture" other figures. Sssqueeze finally brought this play feature to life in the vintage toyline. Let's see if he's a worthwhile addition to the ranks of the Snake Men after the break...
Articulation: Rubber band hips, spring loaded swivel waist, swiveling bendable arms, and a swivel neck.
Accessories: Snake companion and minicomic (not pictured)
Original Retail Price: $4-$6 dollars
Year of Release: 1987
* The Snake Men were certainly a colorful fashion and Sssqueeze might be the brightest of them all. His bright green color is really slick and stands out. Honestly, he kind of looks more like a Teenage Mutant Nina Turtles or Toxic Crusaders figure, doesn't he? Sssqueeze was rocking that that 1990s neon look before the G.I. Joe Battle Corps ever adopted it! He's a completely unique figure with no reused parts, so his purple armored top (with the Snake Men logo) and his armored thigh guards and boots are all new.
(This guy was purchased used and you might notice that the plastic on his upper thighs has turned gray. I believe this is called "crotch rot" in MOTU collecting and sometimes happens to figures exposed to the elements. Obviously, not every figure will have this.)
* While it might be a bit un-snakelike, I do like Sssqueeze's headsculpt. I mean, it has teeth, which is crazy, and definitely makes me think more of a dinosaur. The Snake Men weren't all fully snaky, though (Tung Lashor was a frog of sorts), and there is something pleasantly appealing about Sssqueeze. It's a cool headsculpt and features some nice sculpted detail and clean paintwork.
* Sssqueeze's body is a pretty standard MOTU styled body (other than his crazy serpentine arms, which we'll get to in a minute) and thus he has rubber band hips and a battle twist waist. It's kind of impeded with his massive arms being so heavy but Sssqueeze can twist and knock over the Heroic Warriors with a battle spin.
* Sssqueeze's big feature is his long arms that can be used to grapple other figures. The package advertised that he can hold up to three figures if you use his arms like a lasso. They're bendable but quite sturdy and seem to have held up well over the past 33 years.
* Sssqueeze's hands are really cool too! They're massive, allowing him to either grip his arms to capture other figures or to even grab a hold of other figures. He's also got some nicely sculpted bracers with the Snake Men logo on them.
* If you picked this guy up new you would also get the minicomic "Revenge of the Snake Men" along with your figure!
* When you're really trying to pose Sssqueeze sometimes it feels like his hands are facing the opposite of where they need to be. I kind of wish they were positioned differently or that they had a swivel joint at the wrist.
Question for everyone: Are you enjoying these reviews of older MOTU product? As I've really narrowed my collecting focus to mostly MOTU I'm getting a chance to revisit older MOTU product and I'm having a ball (though I'll still be reviewing other stuff, but not much new is coming out currently). I hope you're enjoying it, too!
If you're a fan of Sssqueeze check out my review of the Masters of the Universe Classics Sssqueeze and the NECA staction Sssqueeze.
For more vintage Masters of the Universe figure reviews check out the following:
- Action Figure Review Index
- Who is Barbecue17?
- My Toy Review Rating Scale!
- 31 Days of Toy Terror!
- Top 10 Lists and Other Stuff
- Podcasts on The Epic Review
- Oh the Horror!: Horror Movie Reviews!
- The Batgirl Library
- The Dark Knight Gallery
- Fabulous Secret Powers
- Snake Mountain!
- Beast Manor
- The Harley Quinndex
- The Joker's Funhouse
- Tosche Station
- The Kessel Run
- The Crystal Castle
- Teela: Warrior Goddess
- Trap Jaw's Tourist Trap
- Cringer's Crib
- Sea of Rakash
- Evil-Lyn's Dungeon
- The Fright Zone
- The Wonderdome
- Spawn Alley
- The Royal Junkyard
- Fortress Vader
- The Fortress of Solitude