his classic shirtless pose from the film. Even if you don't click that link, you know what I'm talking about, don't you? I figured this would be a cool, fun Funko POP! to have around for nostalgia and a few laughs. Boy was I wrong! Since bringing this toy into my home my life has descended into chaos! Strange music! TVs that turn on by themselves! Changes in temperature! What is happening? I'm writing this because #1 I'm at my wits end and #2 I don't want the same fate to befall you. For a haunted toy tale more terrifying than Annabelle, keep reading!
Height: 3 1/4 inches
Articulation: Swivel head
Accessories: None, although mine keeps showing up with an iMac. I don't even own an iMac!!!
Non-Scalper Price: $9 at Target.
* Things started off subtly. I..I.. noticed that I was starting to hear a strange laughing at night and it was coming from my hobby room. Sometimes I would hear random "sniffing" sounds coming from in there, too. It's tough to explain. Then there was the non-stop jazz piano music. Even weirder was the feeling that I was being watched, especially when using the toilet. It only got weirder from there.
* The temperature in my house keeps going up inexplicably as well! I know summer is really just starting but ever since I brought this figure into my home both the humidity level and the interior temperature have risen to the point where I have to now walk around most of the time with my shirt cast open.
* It has been about two weeks since I've had this figure of the wounded Dr. Malcom and other figures I own have started disappearing, only to reappear in strange places. Last Thursday I snapped this picture of a bunch of Marvel heroines and villains surrounding Malcom. I don't mix my collections! How is this happening?
* Even the DC Bombshells are not immune to whatever devilish, irresistible lure lies within this plastic trinket!
I've reviewed a few other POP! Movies vinyl figures, but none of those caused me any duress:
Jack Torrance #456 from The Shining
Michael Myers #03 from Halloween
Norman Bates #466 from Psycho
Pennywise #55 from It
Sam #57 from Trick 'r Treat
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